Who loves their job as much as I do?

Nobody, that’s who.

It has been finally confirmed that Wall Street, not the President more Americans would rather have a beer with, got drunk and messed up the ecomony. Now I’m confused, are we in a Hangover Recession or a Mental Recession? In either case, the message is clear: the government is not failing us, we are failing teh government. Given Mr. Bush’s phenomenal economic track record, I have no choice but to side with the Republicans on this one. Shame on you, America. It’s your fault our economy is slacking and it’s your fault America’s global image is tarnished. Why didn’t you just blindly follow the President’s agenda like you’re supposed to? Oh shi-

If we have truly found ourselves in a Hangover Recession, then I have an idea. I’m not completely sure what a Hangover Recession is but if it’s anything like a regular hangover, the quickest (and therefore best) solution is to keep drinking. Might I recommend next Thursday night at Southpaw?

My fellow Americans: I propose to you, the people, that with enough effort, you, me, and your local bartender can defeat this Recession and save America.

This is too bizarre not to share. Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart is apparently facing some difficulty in his reelection campaign, specifically from “Good Ol Boys”, homosexuals, and liberals. What’s a man to do? Make a homophobic, surreal, and completely disturbing COMIC BOOK, of course. It prominently features SATAN (who says things like “IF I CAN GET THE KIDS TO THINK HOMOSEXUALITY IS NORMAL!!”)  because that is who Brent Rinehart is really fighting against. That lady’s hair looks like it’s actually her brains falling out of her skull. Won’t be able to sleep tonight…

You can download the whole atrocity here, if you are adventurous.